ANNOUNCER: That’s right folks! You heard it here first. The Stormwall Blockade has finally been busted by some determined Troublemakers from Convert to Raid on Aerie Peak US. In just…one moment, I’m receiving an update.
< Muffled speech from announcer’s headset >
ANNOUNCER: Are you sure?
< More muffled, more emphatic, more urgent speech from headset >
ANNOUNCER: Uh, this just in ladies & gentlemen, we are being told that the servers are indeed up and the Rise of Azshara has begun. Moreateleven.Igottago.Someonepickupthekids.Don’ttellmyboss.
< Announcer rips off headset and runs off camera>
< Questioning sounds emerge from empty headset…then silence>