The Troublemakers

Bringing a Metric Carp Ton of fun to Sunday & Monday nights

We are a casual Alliance raid team on the Aerie Peak server and part of the Convert to Raid guild. We are looking to make progression in normal and heroic raids for World of Warcraft Battle for Azeroth.

Filtering by Tag: Odyn is a jerk

Are we worthy yet, Odyn? - Normal Trial of Valor has been conquered

Odyn says: The battle is yours to begin, heroes!

TM: Ok, let's do this!

Odyn says: Only by strength in battle can you be measured a champion. Let my stormforged begin your test!

TM: Stormforged, right. Let me at them. *returns with beaten stormforged*

Odyn says: These new challengers seek to complete the trials you have bested. Show them how a true champion fights!

TM: Um...ok, but wouldn't it be better to rally them to our cause instead? No...ok. *returns with beaten challengers.

Odyn says: Your allies spill the blood of their rivals upon the field of battle. Join them and prove your valor!

TM: Wait, we have rivals? I thought this was a one faction server. *beats down "rivals"*

Odyn says: Your enemies have sent reinforcements from the sea. Show my ocean fearing children how to properly sink such a vessel.

TM: Really dude, you need to have a talk with your kids. *grabs Dramamine*

Odyn says: This place will test your mettle and, if you are found worthy, the Aegis of Aggramar will be yours!

TM: Sweet, what's an Aegis, and who is this Hymdall guy?

Odyn says: Before you lies your next trial. Defeat both Hyrja and Fenryr and you will have proven your worth to me!

TM: YES, almost there!

Odyn says: The mighty Fenryr stalks these grounds. It will take cunning and guile to slay this beast - a perfect test of your worthiness.

TM: Order up! One Fenryr hide.

Odyn yells: Most impressive! I never thought I would meet anyone who could match the Valarjar's strength... and yet here you stand.

TM: Aw, thanks big guy. *blush*

Odyn yells: Well done... so far! But I will judge for myself whether you are worthy!

TM: But...I thought we were friends? *beats down Odyn*

Odyn yells: ENOUGH! Your worth is proven! With you as my champions, Helya will fall and I will at long last be free of the curse that binds me here.

TM: You're welcome big guy. Can you pass the ice? This is going to smart tomorrow. Look, it's already bruising.

Odyn yells: Revel in the spoils of victory, worthy champions! The day will come when I have need of your courage and skill once more.

TM: You mean we aren't done?

Odyn says: Champions! You have spilled the blood of Helya's minions. The time has come to enter Helheim itself and end the sea witch's dark reign. But first... a final challenge!

TM: About time....wait, what?

Odyn says: Hymdall! Hyrja! Test the mettle of these mortals. I must be certain they possess the courage and skill needed for what is to come.

TM: Are you freaking kidding me? Also, two at once? How is this even fair?

Odyn yells: Can you withstand a keeper's might?

TM: You again? Odyn, do you even remember what happened in the Halls of Valor? I think you may have taken one too many hits to the head. *whispers to team* Guys, I think he's lost it.

Odyn says: Beware, champions! Helya's realm is guarded by a savage beast bred from the stuff of nightmares! 

TM: Scooby snacks...check. Kong...check. Squeaky toy...check. Got everything on the list. We should be good guys.

Odyn says: Well fought! Now, onward to Helya! This day her treachery shall be ended.

TM: HELL YEAH! We got her boss! *shows Odyn on the doll where the tentacles touched them*

Odyn says: Well fought! You have shown yourself to be worthy.

TM: FINALLY!!! *falls over*

Odyn says: Heroic?

TM: @#&$ you Odyn! *begins the walk back to the Trials of Valor*

Things we learned: Odyn is kind of a dick.