The Troublemakers

Bringing a Metric Carp Ton of fun to Sunday & Monday nights

We are a casual Alliance raid team on the Aerie Peak server and part of the Convert to Raid guild. We are looking to make progression in normal and heroic raids for World of Warcraft Battle for Azeroth.

Filtering by Tag: Nighthold

Nightwell Nourish us!

BOSS MAN PALADIN: AURAAANE!!!

*pops head around corner*

AURANE: Yeah boss?

BMP: WHAT is going on in the Nightwell room? Why are there pots of, what is that, cream? all over the floor?

AURANE: I'm "infusing" them.

BMP: Infusing them for what?

*hands BOSS MAN PALADIN a flyer*

nourish.jpg

BMP: Face cream? Really?

AURANE: It's selling like hot cakes in Shal'Aran. I can't keep the stuff on the shelves. Thalyssra even bought one. I've got a whole sales team now, for every one they sell, we still get a cut.

BMP: Sounds an awful lot like a pyramid scheme, Aurane.

AURANE: Nah, nah...it's totally legit multi-level marketing.

BMP: Mmmhmmm...

AURANE: Here! Have a sample on the house. Give it to your girl...are paladins allowed to have...*shakes head* nevermind. Find a nice lady friend and give her a gift. 

* gives BOSS MAN PALADIN a jar of Nourish™ and exits *

BMP: ...

* looks at jar, opens it, smells it *

BMP: Smells nice, I guess...

* looks carefully around the room, then smudges a bit on his cheek and nods *

BMP: Smooth...and kinda tingly.

* shrugs and exits *

 

Troublemakers invade the Nighthold - hilarity ensues

BEHOLD the iris opens!

...oh wait, wrong raid. 

We must take back the Nightwell!

The Nighthold! Shiny and new! Come aboard! We're expecting you.../dance. *ahem* Gais? Why do we always have to come in through the back door? Why are we never invited? It's always go around to the back door or go through the sewers. I'm starting to think these bosses don't really want us here.

TOO BAD!

*SMACK, SMACK, SMACK* Ooof! *Sounds of fighting* HAVE AT THEE!

BOOM!

Our first foray into the Nighthold saw us down 5 out of 10 bosses on normal. HALFWAY! There were some bumps and scrapes along the way, but I'd say that is some awesome progress for brand new content and we are only going to get better and faster as we get more and more used to the fights. Nice job team!

As a bit of side note, your friendly neighborhood gnome healer is back in the rotation for a roster switch up and we're still looking for DPS slots. Go here if you are interested: http://guild.converttoraid.com/teams/the+troublemakers 

Things we learned (or rather, we questioned): When did Blizzard get into hentai?