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Nighthold planetarium ticket sales soar
Suramar City, Azeroth, 4/25/17 - The new Nighthold planetarium ticket sales are at an all-time high after heroic disputes with another Nighthold tenant, the Splellblade Aluriel, ended rather violently last night. Sources interviewed on scene said that "tensions had been mounting for weeks" and that it was "only a matter of time". Several members of the team known as the Troublemakers, serving a Stormwind issued bounty, were hospitalized after the incident and Spellblade Aluriel was pronounced dead at the scene.
Spellblade Aluriel, a former bitfit™ ambassador, recently came under fire by the company for "taking things to the extreme". A source at the bitfit™ Azeroth office confirms dropping their sponsorship of Aluriel after allegations of violence and "annihilation" were brought to the attention of their office. Our source confirms, "she did not take it well."
With the last obstacle to the newly refurbished planetarium removed, citizens all across Suramar and the Broken Isles have been flocking to the new site, making it one of Nighthold's hottest new tourist attractions.
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