The Troublemakers

Bringing a Metric Carp Ton of fun to Sunday & Monday nights

We are a casual Alliance raid team on the Aerie Peak server and part of the Convert to Raid guild. We are looking to make progression in normal and heroic raids for World of Warcraft Battle for Azeroth.

Filtering by Category: Heroic Raiding

A Farewell to Legion...

...and also, this is how I make up for my lack of raid reporting for Antorus. Sorry, ya'll.

BOSS MAN PALADIN walks into Aurane's office. His first thought was she was hiding behind the stacks of papers, but she was not to be found, only piles of papers everywhere. He grabs a stack off her desk and glances at it.

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"What is this?", he whispers, and begins to read.

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OH MY GADGETS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

** A clearly angry gnome stands in the doorway **

BOSS MAN PALADIN: I was um (quickly hides papers behind his back), looking for you, and wondering if, um....(gathering composure) I was wondering where you have been and what happened to the raid reports?

AURANE: And not respecting one's privacy, I might add.

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well, you didn't answer any of my messages. What was I supposed to do? What is this? (pulling the papers from behind his back) It's not a raid report.

AURANE (glances at his hand and snatches the papers away, clutching them to her chest): It's...my screenplay.

BOSS MAN PALADIN (blinking): You're....screenplay?

AURANE: Yes, I've been trying to get in on this new film project in Gadgetzan.

BOSS MAN PALADIN: It's not the goblins again, is it?

AURANE (shoots BOSS MAN a quick glare): DON'T! They aren't all bad, ya know.

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Fine. What's this project you are so excited about.

** They are interrupted by a rather gruff worgen mailman. **

WORGEN: Priority envelope for you Aurane.

AURANE (squeals): Oh! This might be it! (leaps over a stack of papers and grabs the envelope from the worgen who huffs and walks off to his next delivery).

AURANE rips open the envelope, eyes wide reading, then re-reading. Face frozen.

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well?

AURANE: Oh, you're still here? I'M IN!!!! /happy dance

BOSS MAN PALADIN: What does that mean? Are you coming with us next week or?

AURANE: Oh no, but don't worry. I already took care of everything in case this happened. I've got someone lined up to cover the raid reports. He's a good guy. I think you'll like him. You two have a lot in common.

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Yes but...

AURANE: Did I show you the trailer we made?

BOSS MAN PALADIN: No, but, we really should discuss..

AURANE: Hang on! It's around here somewhere (sounds of shuffling paper)....FOUND IT!

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Aurane, I...

AURANE: Shhhhhh....watch!

** They watch **

** a moment of silence **

BOSS MAN PALADIN: Aurane, we are going...

AURANE: CRAP! Is that the time? I gotta go pack. GADGETZAN awaits!

** Aurane runs out of the room **

BOSS MAN PALADIN: ...to miss you. /sigh

TO BE CONTINUED...see you in Battle for Azeroth!

Wasn't there something about an eclipse?

AURANE (to the team): Ok gang, I've managed to procure us some goggles for this next fight. They are in beta testing so please make sure to fill out the survey cards after we are done and DON'T stare directly at the floor until we reach full eclipse or you'll burn your eyes out, savvy?

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: A little harsh don't you think?

AURANE: Do you want to pay the medical bills when the team goes blind?

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: Ok, fair point, but I have another concern.

AURANE: What's up?

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: *pulls out a flyer*

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BOSS MAN SHAMAN: Goblin Engineers?

AURANE: Look, they aren't that bad. I told them I'd do them a favor in exchange for the goggles. They've been trying to break back into the Alliance market ever since that unfortunate Theramore incident. I warned them officially signing with the Horde was going to be bad for profits. Don't worry boss, everything will be fine.

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: If you're sure.

AURANE: Totes!

**INSERT EPIC SISTERS OF THE MOON BATTLE HERE**

RANDOM TEAM SHOUTS AFTER:

That eclipse was AWESOME!
I've never experienced anything like that!
I can't believe how cold it got when it was at full eclipse.
That was the most magical thing.
When is the next one?

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: So what did you think of the eclipse, Aurane?

AURANE: It was ok, I guess. I didn't get much of a chance to enjoy it with all the running around and healing and, well, you know, trying to keep the team alive.

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: What if I told you the room will have another eclipse shortly? And there will be no Sisters to have to worry about this time.

AURANE: Really?

BOSS MAN SHAMAN: Ok everyone, mage portal please. Back to Dalaran, we have to fill out these survey cards for the goggles. If you wish to keep your goggles they are being offered to us at a special price. *winks at Aurane*

**TEAM PORTALS OFF**

AURANE: Thanks boss man.

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Nightwell Nourish us!

BOSS MAN PALADIN: AURAAANE!!!

*pops head around corner*

AURANE: Yeah boss?

BMP: WHAT is going on in the Nightwell room? Why are there pots of, what is that, cream? all over the floor?

AURANE: I'm "infusing" them.

BMP: Infusing them for what?

*hands BOSS MAN PALADIN a flyer*

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BMP: Face cream? Really?

AURANE: It's selling like hot cakes in Shal'Aran. I can't keep the stuff on the shelves. Thalyssra even bought one. I've got a whole sales team now, for every one they sell, we still get a cut.

BMP: Sounds an awful lot like a pyramid scheme, Aurane.

AURANE: Nah, nah...it's totally legit multi-level marketing.

BMP: Mmmhmmm...

AURANE: Here! Have a sample on the house. Give it to your girl...are paladins allowed to have...*shakes head* nevermind. Find a nice lady friend and give her a gift. 

* gives BOSS MAN PALADIN a jar of Nourish™ and exits *

BMP: ...

* looks at jar, opens it, smells it *

BMP: Smells nice, I guess...

* looks carefully around the room, then smudges a bit on his cheek and nods *

BMP: Smooth...and kinda tingly.

* shrugs and exits *