Sleeping on the job.
- Somewhere in the postal bowels of Dalaran -
(Does anyone still go there?)
KATY: Look, I don’t know what to tell you. All he does when he comes back from raid with you guys is sleep. If we try and wake him, he growls and bites us.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well, I guess that explains the lack of raid reports.
FIERY MAGE: He’s just so cute. I wanna moosh his widdle face.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: <shoots mage the side eye>
FIERY MAGE: What? He’s always so bouncy in raid. I never get the chance to.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: I guess that explains the sleeping.
FIERY MAGE: Can I boop him on the nose? Pleeeeease!
KATY: It’s your finger, but I don’t recommend it.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well crap, we are about to start a new raid and I’m still missing reports from the last raid. I’ll never get all the financials squared away at this rate.
FIERY MAGE: <slowly inches towards the sleeping Garroux>
KATY: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: I never thought I would say this…
FIERY MAGE: <so close to the nose boop>
FIERY MAGE: <quickly pulls hand away>
KATY: Told you.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: …I miss the gnome.