A Farewell to Legion...
...and also, this is how I make up for my lack of raid reporting for Antorus. Sorry, ya'll.
BOSS MAN PALADIN walks into Aurane's office. His first thought was she was hiding behind the stacks of papers, but she was not to be found, only piles of papers everywhere. He grabs a stack off her desk and glances at it.
"What is this?", he whispers, and begins to read.
OH MY GADGETS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
** A clearly angry gnome stands in the doorway **
BOSS MAN PALADIN: I was um (quickly hides papers behind his back), looking for you, and wondering if, um....(gathering composure) I was wondering where you have been and what happened to the raid reports?
AURANE: And not respecting one's privacy, I might add.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well, you didn't answer any of my messages. What was I supposed to do? What is this? (pulling the papers from behind his back) It's not a raid report.
AURANE (glances at his hand and snatches the papers away, clutching them to her chest): It's...my screenplay.
BOSS MAN PALADIN (blinking): You're....screenplay?
AURANE: Yes, I've been trying to get in on this new film project in Gadgetzan.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: It's not the goblins again, is it?
AURANE (shoots BOSS MAN a quick glare): DON'T! They aren't all bad, ya know.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Fine. What's this project you are so excited about.
** They are interrupted by a rather gruff worgen mailman. **
WORGEN: Priority envelope for you Aurane.
AURANE (squeals): Oh! This might be it! (leaps over a stack of papers and grabs the envelope from the worgen who huffs and walks off to his next delivery).
AURANE rips open the envelope, eyes wide reading, then re-reading. Face frozen.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Well?
AURANE: Oh, you're still here? I'M IN!!!! /happy dance
BOSS MAN PALADIN: What does that mean? Are you coming with us next week or?
AURANE: Oh no, but don't worry. I already took care of everything in case this happened. I've got someone lined up to cover the raid reports. He's a good guy. I think you'll like him. You two have a lot in common.
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Yes but...
AURANE: Did I show you the trailer we made?
BOSS MAN PALADIN: No, but, we really should discuss..
AURANE: Hang on! It's around here somewhere (sounds of shuffling paper)....FOUND IT!
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Aurane, I...
** They watch **
** a moment of silence **
BOSS MAN PALADIN: Aurane, we are going...
AURANE: CRAP! Is that the time? I gotta go pack. GADGETZAN awaits!
** Aurane runs out of the room **
BOSS MAN PALADIN: ...to miss you. /sigh
TO BE CONTINUED...see you in Battle for Azeroth!