Bold Karasshi's raid services - reasonably priced!
FIERY MAGE: Well, we can't just leave it here. It's already starting to stink.
AURANE: Hang on, I have a connection that can help us.
Aurane pulls out a goblin ultrasafe transponder and punches in a number
AURANE: Hey Karasshi, it's me. It's been awhile. How's the business?
Silence, nods, mmhmms while other person on device talks
AURANE: Look, I've got a lead on something that may interest you if you can come pick it up. Send the boys. I'm sure Little Lu would love it. He's probably dying for some adventure by now.
More silence, nods, mmhmms while other person on device talks
AURANE: Nah, nah, this one is fresh, but he won't stay that way. How soon can you be here?
Still more silence, nods, mmhmms while other person on device talks
AURANE: Excellent, I'll leave someone at the door to show you where the body is. Don't worry, they are trustworthy people. Pleasure doing business with you, my friend.
Aurane hangs up the transponder.
AURANE: Ok, we're good.
FIERY MAGE: Who was that?
AURANE: My cleaner.
FIERY MAGE: Should I be concerned?
Aurane winks and skips off towards the Demonic Inquisition.
FIERY MAGE: Mmmmhmmm...
- THE NEXT DAY -
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: Glad to see things went well yesterday while I was gone.
AURANE: Yup, it was pretty smooth sailing, just a couple of bumps. MAGE & I held down the fort pretty well.
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: What about the Bear?
AURANE: I guess he left *shrug*.
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: No he didn't he's right over there. *points right over there*
AURANE: Nah, nah, that's some new guy. I thought you hired him before your vacation.
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: That's the Bear.
AURANE: Can't be. He's not fat enough, and he looks like a panda.
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: He IS a panda now. He's DPS and we have some new tank...
AURANE: *squints* Mmmmhmmm...more conversions? I knew that show was a bad idea.
Aurane throws her hands up in the air and storms off.
Boss Man Shaman sighs.
- LATER THAT NIGHT, AURANE IS HANDING OUT MEDICAL SUPPLIES -
AURANE (to the team): Now don't forget to put the salve on the quill punctures and the lotion on the torment burns. NOT the other way around. Oh, and the free dinner coupon is only good through this week.
BOSS MAN SHAMAN: Free dinner coupon?
Hands BOSS MAN SHAMAN a flyer.
AURANE: It's Karasshi's thank you for throwing some business his way. Those jinyu sure know their fish. Speaking of which...phew...I need a bath. I smell like last night's dead Harjatan with some demon stench thrown in. Blech. I'll catch up with you guys later when we confront the Sisters.
- SOMEWHERE IN HARJATAN'S ROOM -