Nightwell Nourish us!
BOSS MAN PALADIN: AURAAANE!!!
*pops head around corner*
AURANE: Yeah boss?
BMP: WHAT is going on in the Nightwell room? Why are there pots of, what is that, cream? all over the floor?
AURANE: I'm "infusing" them.
BMP: Infusing them for what?
*hands BOSS MAN PALADIN a flyer*
BMP: Face cream? Really?
AURANE: It's selling like hot cakes in Shal'Aran. I can't keep the stuff on the shelves. Thalyssra even bought one. I've got a whole sales team now, for every one they sell, we still get a cut.
BMP: Sounds an awful lot like a pyramid scheme, Aurane.
AURANE: Nah, nah...it's totally legit multi-level marketing.
AURANE: Here! Have a sample on the house. Give it to your girl...are paladins allowed to have...*shakes head* nevermind. Find a nice lady friend and give her a gift.
* gives BOSS MAN PALADIN a jar of Nourish™ and exits *
* looks at jar, opens it, smells it *
BMP: Smells nice, I guess...
* looks carefully around the room, then smudges a bit on his cheek and nods *
BMP: Smooth...and kinda tingly.
* shrugs and exits *