The Troublemakers

Bringing a Metric Carp Ton of fun to Sunday & Monday nights

We are a casual Alliance raid team on the Aerie Peak server and part of the Convert to Raid guild. We are looking to make progression in normal and heroic raids for World of Warcraft Battle for Azeroth.

Nightwell Nourish us!


*pops head around corner*

AURANE: Yeah boss?

BMP: WHAT is going on in the Nightwell room? Why are there pots of, what is that, cream? all over the floor?

AURANE: I'm "infusing" them.

BMP: Infusing them for what?

*hands BOSS MAN PALADIN a flyer*


BMP: Face cream? Really?

AURANE: It's selling like hot cakes in Shal'Aran. I can't keep the stuff on the shelves. Thalyssra even bought one. I've got a whole sales team now, for every one they sell, we still get a cut.

BMP: Sounds an awful lot like a pyramid scheme, Aurane.

AURANE: Nah,'s totally legit multi-level marketing.

BMP: Mmmhmmm...

AURANE: Here! Have a sample on the house. Give it to your girl...are paladins allowed to have...*shakes head* nevermind. Find a nice lady friend and give her a gift. 

* gives BOSS MAN PALADIN a jar of Nourishâ„¢ and exits *

BMP: ...

* looks at jar, opens it, smells it *

BMP: Smells nice, I guess...

* looks carefully around the room, then smudges a bit on his cheek and nods *

BMP: Smooth...and kinda tingly.

* shrugs and exits *