Heroic conversations in the Nighthold Botanical Gardens
FIERY MAGE: And then he said he had to go change his robes!
AURANE: Wow, just wow. I always suspected something was a little off about Khadgar. You mages are a weird lot.
FIERY MAGE: You have NO idea! This one time, in the tower...
< GIANT BEAR POPS UP OVER THE BUSHES > What are you guys doing?
IN UNISON: AAAAAAAH!
AURANE: Dammmit Bear! We are trying to have a picnic before we open up the gardens to the public.
FIERY MAGE: ...and gossip.
AURANE: You were NOT invited.
BEAR: I know. That is why I'm trying to answer the age old question.
FIERY MAGE: What question would that be?
BEAR: Does a bear...
IN UNISON: STAHP!
AURANE: I know where this is going.
FIERY MAGE: Me too.
BEAR: Which brings me to the next question, did I?
AURANE: You have GOT to be kidding me.
FIERY MAGE: That's disgusting.
BEAR: Well, the only way you will ever know is if you check the other side of this bush.
AURANE: Did you seriously just Schrödinger's $@#! me?
BEAR: < evil grin >
AURANE: Ugh! <rolls eyes>
BEAR: Have fun guys! <giggles and runs off>
AURANE: So gross. Why was he added to the administration team again?
FIERY MAGE: < shrugs and casually lets loose a fireball in the bear's direction > Oops!
< From a distance > OW! I saw that! Great, now I smell like burnt dog hair.
FIERY MAGE: Now, where were we?
AURANE: Mage tower.
FIERY MAGE: Ah yes, the mage tower...well, there is this ice mage who...<trails off into mage gossip>