Are we worthy yet, Odyn? - Normal Trial of Valor has been conquered
Odyn says: The battle is yours to begin, heroes!
TM: Ok, let's do this!
Odyn says: Only by strength in battle can you be measured a champion. Let my stormforged begin your test!
TM: Stormforged, right. Let me at them. *returns with beaten stormforged*
Odyn says: These new challengers seek to complete the trials you have bested. Show them how a true champion fights!
TM: Um...ok, but wouldn't it be better to rally them to our cause instead? No...ok. *returns with beaten challengers.
Odyn says: Your allies spill the blood of their rivals upon the field of battle. Join them and prove your valor!
TM: Wait, we have rivals? I thought this was a one faction server. *beats down "rivals"*
Odyn says: Your enemies have sent reinforcements from the sea. Show my ocean fearing children how to properly sink such a vessel.
TM: Really dude, you need to have a talk with your kids. *grabs Dramamine*
Odyn says: This place will test your mettle and, if you are found worthy, the Aegis of Aggramar will be yours!
TM: Sweet, what's an Aegis, and who is this Hymdall guy?
Odyn says: Before you lies your next trial. Defeat both Hyrja and Fenryr and you will have proven your worth to me!
TM: YES, almost there!
Odyn says: The mighty Fenryr stalks these grounds. It will take cunning and guile to slay this beast - a perfect test of your worthiness.
TM: Order up! One Fenryr hide.
Odyn yells: Most impressive! I never thought I would meet anyone who could match the Valarjar's strength... and yet here you stand.
TM: Aw, thanks big guy. *blush*
Odyn yells: Well done... so far! But I will judge for myself whether you are worthy!
TM: But...I thought we were friends? *beats down Odyn*
Odyn yells: ENOUGH! Your worth is proven! With you as my champions, Helya will fall and I will at long last be free of the curse that binds me here.
TM: You're welcome big guy. Can you pass the ice? This is going to smart tomorrow. Look, it's already bruising.
Odyn yells: Revel in the spoils of victory, worthy champions! The day will come when I have need of your courage and skill once more.
TM: You mean we aren't done?
Odyn says: Champions! You have spilled the blood of Helya's minions. The time has come to enter Helheim itself and end the sea witch's dark reign. But first... a final challenge!
TM: About time....wait, what?
Odyn says: Hymdall! Hyrja! Test the mettle of these mortals. I must be certain they possess the courage and skill needed for what is to come.
TM: Are you freaking kidding me? Also, two at once? How is this even fair?
Odyn yells: Can you withstand a keeper's might?
TM: You again? Odyn, do you even remember what happened in the Halls of Valor? I think you may have taken one too many hits to the head. *whispers to team* Guys, I think he's lost it.
Odyn says: Beware, champions! Helya's realm is guarded by a savage beast bred from the stuff of nightmares!
TM: Scooby snacks...check. Kong...check. Squeaky toy...check. Got everything on the list. We should be good guys.
Odyn says: Well fought! Now, onward to Helya! This day her treachery shall be ended.
TM: HELL YEAH! We got her boss! *shows Odyn on the doll where the tentacles touched them*
Odyn says: Well fought! You have shown yourself to be worthy.
TM: FINALLY!!! *falls over*
Odyn says: Heroic?
TM: @#&$ you Odyn! *begins the walk back to the Trials of Valor*
Things we learned: Odyn is kind of a dick.