RAIDER ONE: UGH! This is so gross. I hate to say this but I think I would rather have fel back.
RAIDER TWO: SHUT. UP!
RAIDER ONE: No really, this blood is never coming out of these new clothes. I liked this new hat too. It was kinda piratey. Now it’s ruined. Everything here is all blood, blOOD, BLOOD! Blood trolls, blood rituals, blood BOSSES. I miss fel. At least fel was clean. There were no stains. Well, to be honest, there wasn’t much of anything left after fel, but it was better than all this blood. Ew, and it smells. < starts to gag a little >
RAIDER TWO: …Um
< enter one of the new druids to the team, sparkling and gleaming. It made your eyes hurt >
RAIDER ONE: Yo Garroux, how did you do that?
GARROUX: Do what?
RAIDER ONE: Get all sparkly.
GARROUX: Oh that, a little bit of mage magic, and I use this after every raid.
< hands the two raiders a well worn box >
GARROUX: You’re welcome to what’s left, and there is a coupon inside if you wish to purchase your own. Now, If you will excuse me, I have a raid report to fill out for the Boss Man.
< Garroux exits, both raiders watch his sparkling trail >
RAIDER ONE: Wait! He’s doing raid reports now? Dude, I thought he was just the mailman.
RAIDER TWO: Aw pretty kitty! I wonder if he likes string?
< promptly gets smacked by Raider One >
RAIDER TWO: OW! Why’d you…
RAIDER ONE: Let’s go! We have to get ready for the next raid. < mumbles > I hope this stuff works. < sniffs box > Smells nice, I guess.