Day one -
QUEEN AZSHARA: Welcome to my palace. Now dance raid monkeys! Amuse me or I will end you.
BOSS MAN SHAMADIN: Ok everyone, welcome back to raiding. We have some old faces returning and some new * mumbles * converted faces again. Each of you should have a raid strat packet. I hope you have looked it over and…
AURANE: Um okay, she’s certainly full of herself. End me…pshhh. Azerite explosions didn’t ‘end’ me”.
BMS: Aurane, are you paying attention?
BMS: Ok then, you know what to do. Let’s get in there and wreck face!
< INSERT RAID TEAM EXCITEMENT >
Fast forward to Commander Sivara = REKT!
”Don’t cross the streams!”
”You got your poison in my frost! You got your frost in my poison. Two awful tastes that DO NOT go great together.”
”Ok, group up everyone for a kill photo”
< body disappears >
Fast forward to Blackwater Behemoth = WREKT!
”Can we do a kill a photo here?”
”Oh look bubbles!”
”I want to pet the jellyfish.”
”OMG! Sea horse rides.”
”Nevermind the photo, I guess.”
Fast forward to Radiance of Azshara = REKTED TOO! Electric Boogaloo
”I’m afraid of the dark, hold me!”
”That dude has been working out since Legion.”
”What is this crystal? No body? Lame.”
Fast forward to Lady Ashvane = WRECKTIFIED! (Is that copyright infringement?)
”Uh, she DID NOT age well…yikes.”
”RUNE BUDDIES FOR LIFE!”
”Guys, this is nuts! I thought we were supposed to save the coral?”
”Ok, we have a body, group up for a photo”
< body disappears >
Fast forward to Orgozoa = SO SO REKT!
< Dances like a raid monkey >
”Ew, wth is incubation fluid? GROSS!”
”Where did he go? AFTER HIM!”
”IT’S A TRAP!”
”Get the hulk!”
”Ok, NOW we’ll get a kill photo.”
“OH COME ON!”
Day two -
Fast forward to The Queen’s Court
”What are you doing?”
”Raid lead said pee in the back.”
”He meant Pashmar you idiot. Gross!”
Time warp to the kill
”KILL SHOT, everyone get in.”
< body disappears…again >
”Ok, this is getting ridiculous. I give up.”
Will our heroes solve the case of the missing bodies? Are they merely so excited to loot new bosses that the bodies disappear almost instantly? Tune in next week for our shocking conclusion…maybe.